My Monkey Holds a Barber Razor

monkey, holding a barber razor, kitty, insane asylum

I was talking to my pet monkey the other day and he told me I needed to get out of this junky place and buy something nice and turnkey so I'd have more time to play... I pet my kitty and the monkey turned to me and looked at my cat and shook his head …


Reality is a Dove outside Cooing

dove, pool, drinking, slopped on my shirt, foolish old man

This is the reality we both live by. yet, one is one and both pass us by. the dove returns on TV and I hear its coo. but, overhear another as if it's not in my room. and, I am right, it landed slow a few feet outside my sliding glass window by my windswept …