Author Archives: Steven Humphreys

About Steven Humphreys

I live in 'sunny' California with my lovely wife, three wonderful cats and very handsome dog! I write a lot these days about different subjects I have a 'heartfelt and deep-seated' interest in. I surely hope you will find my articles 'interesting and informative' as well. I sincerely appreciate your interest and you are welcome to visit here as often as you'd like. You can read more 'about me' within this site. Thank you for visiting!

Age of the poltroon

If life is so real why does its experience rapidly turn into these once treasured but guarded memories? we live in the Advertisements

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Cold steely blue eyed

Went to my favorite ‘Trader’ store where I get my treats and more there was this huge steely cold blue eyed checker standing boldly behind his cash register he gave me such an evil stare not much

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Eleven fifty nine and counting

eleven fifty nine and counting tick tick tick grandfather clock goanna go bong! tension’s mounting worried sick beat your chest like old

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Fifteen minutes of fame

I’m goanna get my fifteen minutes of fame you caused it You made me you’re to blame I’m a free

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Hasty steps downtown

We take hasty steps downtown arriving sooner doing

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In that tree

Parting with the day the muffled ruffling of my birds in that tree soft bells ring they toll invisibly there is a

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Listen to the rain

Drops hit the rusty old junky truck and the salty old abandoned boat Revel in the smell of the air after a fairly heavy rain listen to the rain the scent of rain so

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Withering away in Winogaritaville

Livin’ in Spain a lot (drinking ‘shots’ while humming my old tune…) withering away in winogaritaville man it’s

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Standing and waiting teeth gnashing and grinding for the bells to start

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Birthday hats for dogs and cats? sure! why not? it’s my way of

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