When I was watching TV

When I was watching TV

sitting on my couch

it watched me back.

but, my doggie

flipped my popcorn over

and ate it all.

I looked closer at that old TV than

I ever did before

and

couldn’t believe what I was

seeing…

it grew two big eyes

and a big fuzzy head

and beckoned me

through ‘mental

telepathy’

to go into the woods

with it and wade through

the creek and hug

some trees that were

up off the beaten hill trail.

but, I was frightened

and this time I listened

to my intuition and trusted

it without proof.

I had the feeling

‘big foot’ would be lurking

somewhere hidden

ambushing me

capturing me as his

main meal prey

cooking me over an open campfire

flame with an apple in my mouth!

I knew it was

a sinister ‘man-trap’ thought out

by my diabolical

TV because it had

nothing to do all day long

except

to

think of evil ways to plot

against me.

so, after a while

of talking to it

I convinced it

to not

grow legs

and stay

up there by my

bookshelf

like it always does

and we

stared at

each other

for hours

on end

to see whose

will would

prevail.

and then,

to my surprise

‘Sasquatch: The Movie’

came on.

Scene 1: It starts with a TV with legs and man holding the TV’s hand walking

through the

creek and up a hill to hug a tree while Mr. Sasquatch lies

in wait behind the first huggable tree…

So, I thought… Gee, I didn’t have to go up there after all.

My TV saved my life.

MY TV IS MY BEST FRIEND!

WOW!

HOW AMAZING CAN LIFE BE!

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